Three
cups of tea, a handful of mixed almonds, a banana and a 5am start and I *think*
I may have my grateful response to the lovely, Amanda Saint’s Liebster Award. It’s
taken me a short while to ponder the important things in life – milk, white or
dark chocolate, she asks, is it acceptable to answer, ‘all’? - and wince at old
memories but I’ve had fun. Thanks so much Amanda!
Amanda
isn’t just a great fiction and copywriter but she also runs writers’ retreats, principally
in the South of England. And… I think we’ve managed to persuade her to venture
up to the Yorkshire Dales in 2014 – I’ll keep you posted. You can find out more
about Amanda and her work here Amanda Saint
The
Liebster award asks for the answer to eleven questions, a list of eleven random
facts and eleven bloggers whom I’d fervently recommend.
So,
let’s go:
What do you do to relax when you
suffer from insomnia?
Well, insomnia isn’t really something I know. Give me a flat surface and permission to shut my eyes and sleep will generally follow within a nanosecond or two. However, if it takes any longer than that, I deduce that I’m simply not tired enough, get up, run a bath and read a book. It’s as if someone’s given me a spare hour in the day so I have no problem with it. I do realise that this might be a bit galling for the insomniacs I know and love out there and you have my utter sympathy. Falling asleep is one of life’s simple pleasures and I cannot begin to imagine how awful it must be not to be able to sleep on demand.
Well, insomnia isn’t really something I know. Give me a flat surface and permission to shut my eyes and sleep will generally follow within a nanosecond or two. However, if it takes any longer than that, I deduce that I’m simply not tired enough, get up, run a bath and read a book. It’s as if someone’s given me a spare hour in the day so I have no problem with it. I do realise that this might be a bit galling for the insomniacs I know and love out there and you have my utter sympathy. Falling asleep is one of life’s simple pleasures and I cannot begin to imagine how awful it must be not to be able to sleep on demand.
What’s the worst holiday you ever had?
Hmm, I’ve had a few which could have been better in parts – usually weather and canvas related - but none that I’d like to erase from memory. The worst couple of days on holiday, however? That’s simple. May I refer you to Plant Pots and Holiday Nightmares and the screaming two year old on a campsite with an undiagnosed dislocated elbow. Can you imagine? Not a soul got any sleep that night.
Hmm, I’ve had a few which could have been better in parts – usually weather and canvas related - but none that I’d like to erase from memory. The worst couple of days on holiday, however? That’s simple. May I refer you to Plant Pots and Holiday Nightmares and the screaming two year old on a campsite with an undiagnosed dislocated elbow. Can you imagine? Not a soul got any sleep that night.
Oh,
and that screaming toddler was ours.
I
spent the night worrying about the reason for the screaming and worrying about
being lynched by sleep-deprived holiday-makers and the next day worrying about
unhappy campers realising that we were the parents of the child at the root of the
sleep carnage induced the night before.
Where’s your favourite place to write?
This is simple. It’s ‘in my feet’ and I’d like to refer you to A writing Place where I, hopefully, explain it better.
This is simple. It’s ‘in my feet’ and I’d like to refer you to A writing Place where I, hopefully, explain it better.
If you could live anywhere in the
world where would it be?
Tofino in Canada. But I’d pick up the whole of Canada, and its wonderful people, and plop it right next to Britain because leaving friends and family is the only thing which stops me moving there tomorrow. That and a visa.
Tofino in Canada. But I’d pick up the whole of Canada, and its wonderful people, and plop it right next to Britain because leaving friends and family is the only thing which stops me moving there tomorrow. That and a visa.
White , dark or milk chocolate?
Milk.
Milk.
What’s your favourite thing to have on
toast?
Bananas and honey.
Bananas and honey.
Which book do you wish you’d written and
why?
Brave New World because the world and its obsession with technology with total disregard for human jobs (personal impact on a family aside for a moment, does anyone every think about the fact that machines can’t pay taxes?) upsets me on a daily basis. But whenever I think I should write a book about where we’re headed, I remember Mr Huxley’s beaten me to it. Meanwhile, I’m fighting my own crusade: I will not use automatic tills in shops. Nobody’s noticed, of course, but it makes me feel better.
Brave New World because the world and its obsession with technology with total disregard for human jobs (personal impact on a family aside for a moment, does anyone every think about the fact that machines can’t pay taxes?) upsets me on a daily basis. But whenever I think I should write a book about where we’re headed, I remember Mr Huxley’s beaten me to it. Meanwhile, I’m fighting my own crusade: I will not use automatic tills in shops. Nobody’s noticed, of course, but it makes me feel better.
Film adaptations of novels – love them
or hate them?
Good question! I don’t rush to see a film of a book I’ve loved. In fact, I’m more likely to want to watch the adaptation of a book I haven’t enjoyed too much to see if I can find in the film version, what I missed in print. If the film is based on a favourite book of mine, I can watch but it’s with a bit of a squinty eye. Sebastian Faulks’ Bird Song is right up there in my top 10 reads, for example, but, and massive apologies to Eddie Redmayne whom I adore in other films, particularly Les Mis, was one TV adaptation I couldn’t bear. I found it turgid and one dimensional. However, The Power of One by Bryce Courtenay is my favourite book of all time and also one of my favourite films.
Good question! I don’t rush to see a film of a book I’ve loved. In fact, I’m more likely to want to watch the adaptation of a book I haven’t enjoyed too much to see if I can find in the film version, what I missed in print. If the film is based on a favourite book of mine, I can watch but it’s with a bit of a squinty eye. Sebastian Faulks’ Bird Song is right up there in my top 10 reads, for example, but, and massive apologies to Eddie Redmayne whom I adore in other films, particularly Les Mis, was one TV adaptation I couldn’t bear. I found it turgid and one dimensional. However, The Power of One by Bryce Courtenay is my favourite book of all time and also one of my favourite films.
Do you think Al Pacino is overrated as
an actor?
Overrated? Give the man a knighthood!
Overrated? Give the man a knighthood!
Coffee or tea?
Tea. Unless I’m out with friends and then it’s an extra-hot cappuccino, please.
Tea. Unless I’m out with friends and then it’s an extra-hot cappuccino, please.
Would
you ever do a sky dive?
No! I like sport where either one foot or a wheel is touching the ground at any time. I think I’m far too accident prone to consider anything else.
No! I like sport where either one foot or a wheel is touching the ground at any time. I think I’m far too accident prone to consider anything else.
11
random facts? Some you may already know…
- I have an inability to watch TV, drink wine or eat chocolate on my own.
- I like rain (sorry!) - you can get all your jobs done and write a novel, without distraction.
- I was reprimanded for dropping a burger from the grill in a well-known fast food eatery where I was working because I went to put it in the bin.
- My hair only went curly when I was 14.
- My Eustachian tubes are too narrow.
- I have three sisters, a half-sister, half-brother, three step-sisters, six nephews, five nieces and one step-niece and two daughters who yes, get a lot of birthday presents.
- When I was ten I broke my arm twice in five minutes.
- I had the most horrendous hallucinations waking up from a general anaesthetic that had me clinging on to the arm of the anaesthetist until the poor man could finally convince me that they weren’t real.
- I told him (the anaesthetist) I loved him but then I always fall in love with the anaesthetist when I have a GA – with varying degrees of embarrassment.
- I have a massive phobia of swimming in the sea. The trouble is, I only tend to remember this when I’ve already swum out a little way…
- I am a clumsy oaf. This month I have managed to prang my car (for which I am deeply embarrassed), drop a weight on the glass hob and smash it (for which I am deeply sorry) and spill an entire cup of tea on our beige carpet (for which I am cross as I’m sick of scrubbing at it with ‘spot’ cleaner – try ‘flood’ cleaner and I might have more success). Even chanting the no crying over spilt milk mantra does wear a little thin when the amount of milk you’ve spilt could fill a small tanker.
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| Utter Clumsy Carnage |
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| If you look closely, you can see two people. Neither of these is me. |
- Cheese or chocolate?
- If you had to go on Britain’s Got Talent, what would you do? (Apart from run away …)
- What’s your best childhood memory?
- Favourite song lyric?
- If you could ask one question of your great-grandmother, what would it be?
- Have you ever lived abroad?
- What’s your dream job?
- What job couldn’t they pay you enough money to do?
- If you were prime minster, what would be your first priority?
- Twitter or Facebook?
- What would your perfect day look like?
My list of eleven.
Difficult as ever but I’ve decided to go for five blogs I’ve discovered over the
past few months and some old favourites. Please do go and take a look, they’re worth
it!
- MJ Joachim
- Get On With It - Karen, you’ve just answered something similar so I understand if you’d rather not respond this time (but would love to see your answers if you could squeeze this in…)
- AJ Goode
- Journey Girl - Cate
- Rowena Dunn
- Excuse Me While I Note That Down
- Standing Naked at a Bus Stop
- Sarsm's Blog
- Alison Percival - Alison, you’ve been a bit quiet of late, come back!
- Between The Sheets
- Gap Years - The Book
Liebster Award Rules:
- Thank the blogger who presented you with the Liebster Award, and link back to his or her blog.
- Answer the 11 questions from the nominator; list 11 random facts about yourself, and create 11 questions for your nominees.
- Present the Liebster Award to 11 bloggers, who have blogs with 200 followers or less, whom you feel deserve to be noticed.
- Leave a comment on the blogs letting the owners know they have been chosen. (No tag backs.)
- Upload the Liebster Award image to your blog.
